series created by Marvin Mercer and Nick Stephenson


written by Dominick Cappello

Nicole, Paul, and James, the final three of #BB18 are none too pleased now that they know there will be another season starting just a week after their season ends. Actually, Paul took it in stride. Nicole and James, the two so-called veterans, are sulking like spoiled brats. They know that their fifteen minutes of fame are almost up. That’s a shame. They were also asked to leave some tips for the new #BBOTT houseguests. I liked what Paul had to say, but James and Nicole’s tips oozed with hypocrisy and a lack of self-awareness. so I was inspired to jot down some tips of my own…

  1. Please, don’t suck up for America’s Favorite Player. It’s unbecoming.
  2. Own your game in the Diary Room and don’t play the victim. It’s lame.
  3. C’mon, people, let’s give an all girls alliance a chance. No more bros alliances.
  4. Say it with me… $500,000 is better than a showmance which will end two weeks after the season does.
  5. Always take Victoria to the final two. Always take Victoria to the final two. Always take Victoria to the final two.

Thanks 🙂

Author: Dominick

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