THREE GUYS AND… REALITY TV
series created by Marvin Mercer and Nick Stephenson
“MY TIPS FOR THE #BBOTT HOUSEGUESTS”
written by Dominick Cappello
Nicole, Paul, and James, the final three of #BB18 are none too pleased now that they know there will be another season starting just a week after their season ends. Actually, Paul took it in stride. Nicole and James, the two so-called veterans, are sulking like spoiled brats. They know that their fifteen minutes of fame are almost up. That’s a shame. They were also asked to leave some tips for the new #BBOTT houseguests. I liked what Paul had to say, but James and Nicole’s tips oozed with hypocrisy and a lack of self-awareness. so I was inspired to jot down some tips of my own…
- Please, don’t suck up for America’s Favorite Player. It’s unbecoming.
- Own your game in the Diary Room and don’t play the victim. It’s lame.
- C’mon, people, let’s give an all girls alliance a chance. No more bros alliances.
- Say it with me… $500,000 is better than a showmance which will end two weeks after the season does.
- Always take Victoria to the final two. Always take Victoria to the final two. Always take Victoria to the final two.