THREE GUYS AND… MYSTERIES ABOUND
series created by Marvin Mercer and Nick Stephenson
“KURT RUSSELL & THE PHOENIX LIGHTS”
written by Dominick Cappello
The Phoenix Lights was a mass UFO sighting on March 13, 1997. UFO-ologists and conspiracy theorists have always been intrigued by the event as thousands of eyewitnesses claimed to have seen a mysterious V-shaped object in the night sky. Even if you’re a skeptic, who have to admit it’s a fascinating story. Well, there’s a new development 20 years later. The UFO was reported by Kurt Russell. I’m talking Snake Plissken, RJ MacReady, and Jack Burton. Just when you thought Kurt Russell couldn’t be anymore badass. You can find a video of him talking about the event on YouTube, so I won’t recount it here. My guess is that the aliens saw Snake Plissken, got scared, and immediately left the planet. I wonder if Kurt Russell has ever gotten paranoid and given people the blood test from “The Thing”?