THREE GUYS AND… A TRAILER
series created by Marvin Mercer and Nick Stephenson
“JUSTICE LEAGUE TRAILER #1 (2017)”
written by Dominick Cappello
Yes! This trailer was incredible! I’m sure the Screen Junkies are finding something to bitch about, but screw them and their blatant anti-DCEU agenda. The trailer opens with Bruce Wayne on horseback. Mother Boxes are powering up. Parademons are lurking. The past two days have seen the release of teaser trailers for every member of the Justice League sans Superman. In fact, Superman is nowhere to be seen in this trailer, but we do get a glimpse of Lois Lane. I think it’s wise to hold off on his return for as long as possible. The DCEU always gets raked over the coals. They were eviscerated for spoiling Doomsday in a “Batman v Superman” trailer by the same hypocrites who praised the MCU for spoiling Spider-Man in the “Captain America: Civil War” trailer whereas I recall a mixed reaction to Fox spoiling Wolverine in “X-Men: Apocalypse.” We waited a while for this trailer and I say it delivered. Chockfull of action with some good one liners peppered throughout. Bruce Wayne is rich and Aquaman digs a man dressed as a bat. We even get J.K. Simmons as Commissioner Gordon. They said the age of heroes would never come again. They were wrong.
– Dr. Jelly